Friday, August 7, 2009

They Didn't Teach THIS in Anatomy Class!

Several years ago when Punkinhead was 18 mos or so, he started staying dry overnight. As I'd go to change his diaper every morning during this time, I would find two things:

1.) a dry diaper; and

2.) his little "soldier" standing at attention

It kind of creeped me out - me thinking it was some kind of weird Freudian mother-son thing going on. But later upon recounting this to Charlie Brown, he told me, "He's got morning wood because his bladder's full, duh." I HAD NO IDEA that male plumbing worked that way!!! But, ahh, that made a lot of sense, thinking back on patterns in our own bedroom. Hmmm...

Fast forward 4 1/2 years.....

The other morning Punkinhead came down the stairs FREAKING out about having an erection.

"Mama!! My weiner," and let me just interject here that I insist on the appropriate anatomical terms in our house, but Daddy tends toward the more slangy terminology, "my weiner, it's all big and going places that I don't want it to - it's going up instead of down!"


He completely drops trou and says, emphatically, "SEE?!?!"

It. Took. ALL. I had not to just bust up laughing at him, bless his little heart, and the irony of how now this concerned him and yet later in life....

Calmly, I nodded and said yes, sometimes a man's penis would do that, and that perhaps he just needed to go pee for it to go "back to normal."

Skeptically, he trudged up the stairs to the bathroom. Within minutes I heard him shouting from the stairs that I was a genius and IT WORKED!

If only he knew how ignorant I would have been if not for Charlie Brown's enlightenment several years ago.

© 2009 Ramblings of a Red-Headed Step-Child. All Rights Reserved


  1. This is one of the cutest stories I have read in a long time. Thank you so much for sharing it. How precious was that moment! (So now you have a great story for your DIL someday)

  2. Too cute. You're such a good mama - I don't even know what I'd do in that situation because I JUST. LEARNED. right now that morning wood is due to a full bladder. Gah.

    Thank you Charlie Brown!

  3. OMG, I'm pressing my lips together so I don't burst out laughing at work! (because then I'll have to explain WHY I'm laughing, and thanks.)
    SO cute!

  4. Laughing so hard I'm coughing.