Punkinhead - Hey, LMNOB do you have Oprah today?
LMNOB and me - Huh?????
LMNOB - You mean that black lady on the TV?
Punkinhead, exasperated - No! I mee-ean that singing thing you do!
:cue lightbulb: Oprah = Opera in his little boy mind! Aha!
LMNOB, all self-righteous: It's CHOIR, Punkinhead, not OPERA! And yes, I do have choir after school today.
Well, then!
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My bedroom, the other night as Charlie Brown and I are settling in for the night.
Charlie Brown: Dang, woman! You are getting skinny on me.
Me (stupidly doing that female thing where I protest at a compliment): I'd hardly call myself skinny.
Charlie Brown: Better than a TURD like me.
Me: Charlie Brown! Why are you saying that, you don't let me get away with putting myself down, so knock it off!
Charlie Brown: You misunderstand, my dear. TURD....Totally Un-Resistable Dude.
Me: Bwahahahaha.....You're, muahaha, too much! Oh, my heck, my sides hurt. Besides, isn't the proper term irresistable?
Charlie Brown: There you go, putting me down again.Oh brother.......
Men!
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Those are great conversations! Thanks for sharing them. Gave me a good laugh!! Never heard of that kind of TURD!
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