So, without further ado, I share with you a great e-mail that my MIL just shared with me:
The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every Man, husband, boyfriend, co-worker, significant other, just all men in general!
13 Things PMS Stands For:
- Pass My Shotgun
- Psychotic Mood Shift
- Perpetual Munching Spree
- Puffy Mid-Section
- People Make me Sick
- Provide Me with Sweets
- Pardon My Sobbing
- Pimples May Surface
- Pass My Sweat pants
- Pissy Mood Syndrome
- Plainly; Men Suck
- Pack My Stuff
- Potential Murder Suspect
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Amen Sister!
ReplyDeleteThat's great! Feel good.
ReplyDeleteHi Red! I'm meeting All Mediocre friends everywhere now. Loved the post - give me wine.
ReplyDeleteGdeE.
PS sorry if this comment comes through a few times. I am failing the biggest exam of my life, which is to decipher this impossible word verification. Here I go again...
I have another one for you! Putting up with Mens' Sh**!
ReplyDeleteAlthough Potential Murder Suspect is my favorite. I have horrible PMS so I do feel your pain!