Friday, May 30, 2008

Because Menstrual Misery Loves Company

Despite being thousands of miles away, many of my fave bloggers are on the same schedule it would seem....

So, without further ado, I share with you a great e-mail that my MIL just shared with me:

The Hormone Guide

Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every Man, husband, boyfriend, co-worker, significant other, just all men in general!

13 Things PMS Stands For:
  • Pass My Shotgun

  • Psychotic Mood Shift

  • Perpetual Munching Spree

  • Puffy Mid-Section

  • People Make me Sick

  • Provide Me with Sweets

  • Pardon My Sobbing

  • Pimples May Surface

  • Pass My Sweat pants

  • Pissy Mood Syndrome

  • Plainly; Men Suck

  • Pack My Stuff

  • Potential Murder Suspect

© 2008 Ramblings of a Red-Headed Step-Child. All Rights Reserved


  1. Hi Red! I'm meeting All Mediocre friends everywhere now. Loved the post - give me wine.

    PS sorry if this comment comes through a few times. I am failing the biggest exam of my life, which is to decipher this impossible word verification. Here I go again...

  2. I have another one for you! Putting up with Mens' Sh**!
    Although Potential Murder Suspect is my favorite. I have horrible PMS so I do feel your pain!