Tuesday, July 1, 2008

O, O, O!!!!

Note to BlogHer: No, Zestra is not paying me to write this. You MUST see if they would like to play in our ad program - because EVERY WOMAN needs to know about this product.

Ahem...

Remember how I said that I lost my friend, O? (And no, that does not stand for Oprah or her mag) Because of the very necessary evil that is an SSRI antidepressant? And then I said, well, she's not GONE forEVER....just not a frequent flier like she used to be?

Well...that last part's still true. As is the fact that she doesn't pack as much of a bang with her anymore, and well, lately I've been kind of ambivalent because why do ALL THAT WORK for ho-hum?

I mean, when a girl breaks out the toys and the O is still just so-so...meh.

So tonight I'm at Wally World picking up some last minute stuff for our trip. (2 more days!) And I walk by the condom/lube display when I saw something I'd not seen before.

After thoroughly checking it out, I decide what the hay, right?

After a trial run....I have this to say:

RUN, do not walk, and go get thee some Zestra!

I have tried some other stuff that was "sensual," and "warming," etc, and they all fell rather flat.

Not only did my O show up to the party, but she packed a toe-curling wallop that I haven't felt in 2 months or so.

:enter contented sigh:

Heehehe

I am sharing all of this because I'm haunted by Madeline Albright: There is a special circle in hell for women who don't help other women.

I'm HELPING, y'all!




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5 comments:

  1. I'm laughing... hysterically.

    Go to the website, watch that little Rachel Ray business....

    Okay I just snorted I'm laughing....

    Thanks Red... needed that!

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  2. Oooh, thanks for the heads-up! As another med-taker, it could give me an extra KICK !

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  3. Bwahahahaha! But I'm so glad you got her back!

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  4. I am on my way right now! I have had the same side effects from the Anti depressants..
    I gotta go
    Huury to the store

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  5. YEAH Girl! I'm so happy for you and I'm gonna be getting me a pack of that goodness you betcha!

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