Thursday, August 27, 2009

Dear Hanes,

Yes, you Hanes, the underwear, socks and T-shirt company.

Ok, good - I and all of my 20 readers have your attention with that clarification.

So, uh, yeah....your new "wedgie free" undies? Let's talk 'bout that.

They feel great upon slipping them on.

They even stay put, as promised.

Er, sort of.

On a low-moderate activity, kickin' it at the house kind of day - A+.

While working out, when being wedgie free is an absolute must lest we get our lady parts all mixed up with sweat from other parts and other nastiness, ahem, Not. So. Much.

Might I suggest that you invest in Goody stay put headbands technology for your leg holes?

Seems like that might actually work.




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4 comments:

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  2. I leave a simple comment and can't spell worth shit! (deleted)

    What I said was that you have me laughing..............

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  3. LOL! And my security word is OUTBITS lol!!!! What bits fell out... well lets not talk about it ;)

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  4. OMG NO THE IMAGE OF THIS IS JUST WAY TO MUCH FOR ME. I'M THINKING OMG THE LITTLE NON SLIP PART WOULD GET STUCK AT MY THIGHS AND I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO PULL THEM UP

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